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Post by Quinn on Dec 23, 2013 10:25:24 GMT -5
Well... Maybe we should just leave that alone, Dawnstar
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 10:32:14 GMT -5
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is actually about all the other reindeer being super jealous of Rudolph because of his red nose that Santa favored. They secretly plotted to kill him but that failed, so they gathered all the female reindeer and made them have sex with Rudolph over and over and over again so that all their children could have red noses.
It's about the preparation for an orgy and what happened after the orgy. Everyone loved him, one because apparently he was amazing at sex and made all the female reindeers' panties explode. And two because now all the males will have children with red shining noses.
Think about that for a minute...
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Post by Dawnstar on Dec 23, 2013 11:29:27 GMT -5
Orfeo You oblivoisly need to get laid. I'd say go find a hooker, but South Africa...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2013 11:30:25 GMT -5
@dawnstart I'll wait two more years for that to happen. The wait will be worth it.
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Post by Decoii on Dec 23, 2013 11:46:48 GMT -5
I have no words! *Throws down cards* Orfeo I'm so in love with you it's not even funny. Yep, I said it.
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Post by Azalea on Dec 25, 2013 16:28:49 GMT -5
The only Decoii approved Christmas song. XD
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Post by Eliora on Dec 25, 2013 17:07:32 GMT -5
Lol that song is AWESOME!!!!!!! \\{(O.O)}// LOL I so had to share this
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Post by Dawnstar on Jan 5, 2014 22:58:51 GMT -5
Sadly enough, "Let it Snow" describes my part of Michigan perfectly right now- High of Freeze-your-balls-off, low of So-You-Want-To-Be-Iceman II?
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Post by Quinn on Jan 5, 2014 23:06:00 GMT -5
I think we've all deviated from the fact that the government is trying to convince us the snow actually isn't cocaine. Because it is.
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Post by Decoii on Jan 5, 2014 23:30:08 GMT -5
You ... Have issues. xD
I love you@Quinn
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Post by Dawnstar on Jan 6, 2014 20:47:42 GMT -5
Quinn That Colombian Dancing dust will be the end of you yet...
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Post by Ariella on Jan 7, 2014 19:38:34 GMT -5
Ooh how about this one?:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (Well that's lovely. Did you hate her?) Walking home from our house Christmas eve (Why didn't you drive her?) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (I think we can safely say there isn't. No one's ever seen the guy.) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe (Well you and your gramps are insane!)
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog (Shoulda curbed her!) And we'd begged her not to go (Next time use chains) But she'd left her medication (Well well... not too bright is she?) So she stumbled out the door into the cocaine (Uhm... she's drunk of course she did...)
When they found her Christmas mornin' (Which "surprisingly" is after Christmas eve) At the scene of the attack (*sarcasm alert* Oh dear) There were hoof prints on her forehead (You think?) And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back (If she truly got run over, she'd be face down in the cocaine. And a criminal would be stupid enough to move the victim. Gotta keep up public appearance, 'specially if you're Santa Claus)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (whoop dee doo...) Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve (again, drive!) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (I already did) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe (Whackjobs!)
Now were all so proud of Grandpa (For letting his wife die?) He's been takin' this so well (I'm sure he has) See him in there watchin' football (And ignoring the fact his wife is dead) Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle (Don't screw up again! You already let your granny die!
It's not Christmas without Grandma (Yes it is.) All the family's dressed in black (uhm... because they're mourning maybe?) And we just can't help but wonder (Why you let her die, perhaps?) Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Open 'em! You bought em!)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (State the obvious...) Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve (Numbskulls....) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (I would but I don't wanna repeat myself) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe (Still!?)
Now the goose is on the table (No turkey? You idiots!) And the pudding made of pig (Uhm... I think you mean fig...) And a blue and silver candle (How Christmassy) That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig (One weird granny, no wonder Santa killed her)
I've warned all my friends and neighbors (Good on you!) Better watch out for yourselves (Nah, I'm good) They should never give a license (Period.) To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves (Plays... how? O.o)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer (That was bullshit) Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve (How many times do I have to say it? Drive her!) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (Fat guy no exist!) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe! (*shoves in asylum*)
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Post by Dawnstar on Jan 7, 2014 21:15:58 GMT -5
On the first of our cocaine days Momma Nature gave to me.... One tank of diesel pudding On the second of our cocaine days Momma Nature gave to me... Two cocaineplow ruts On the third of our cocaine days Momma Nature gave to me... Three feet of cocaine In the fourth of our cocaine nays Momma Nature gave to me... Four steel ice chains on the fith of our
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Post by Azalea on Jan 7, 2014 21:36:24 GMT -5
...Is no one noticing what's happening to their posts? XD
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Post by Ariella on Jan 7, 2014 21:52:51 GMT -5
Quinn!!!!!! What did you doooooooo!!!!!! XD Azalea holy shit I was reading my post to my boyfriend and I noticed 'cocaine' was edited to 'snow' XD
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