Post by Decoii on Dec 21, 2013 22:22:32 GMT -5
These lyrics. So cheerful and what not are selfish and sometimes even mean.
Or maybe it's just me... But everytime I listen to a christmas song it pretty much goes like this...
Take Let it snow for example:
Oh the weather outside is frightful
(No shit, really?)
But the fire is so delightful
(I'd keep an eye on that if I were you)
And since we've got no place to go
(Thank you for the piece of useless information)
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!!
(...That escalated quickly)
Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping
(Because... when it snow it snows... snows... not stop signs?)
And I've brought some corn for popping
(How the hell are you prepared when it seemed like a spontaneous thing in the beginning!?)
Since the lights are turned way down low
(You have fancy lights that can turn way down low? How down low? why not off? or are they so down low that they appear to be off?)
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
(What the fuck, why!? Don't you realize that you have to now shovel your sidewalk and the snow next to the car and then lay ice so that you don't slip!?)
The fire is slowly dying
(So is my heart with this god damn song)
And my dear is still good-by-ing
(oh, dat grammar)
But as long as you love me so
(What the fuck..)
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It snow
(...Does snow have to do with love!?)
When we finally kiss goodnight
(...ewwies.)
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
(Well, it wouldn't have been storming if you wouldn't have been begging for snow you retard!)
But if you'll really hold me tight
(You... you're so selfish. Why don't you hold your lover tightly?)
All the way home I'll be warm
(Wait, you aren't home? where are you? your lovers home? How do you bring popcorn when you're just... You know what? Fuck it. You're confusing.)
Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping
(Because she complains that it doesn't show signs of stopping..)
And I've brought some corn for popping
(And there is corn... Yeah, corn. Bitch, bring the hot chocolate...)
Since the lights are turned way down low
(But you know, the mention of lights is stupid...)
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
(Aye, stupid)
Because. This stupid song revolves around her talking about how she doesn't want to go outside cause it's cold so it might as well snow and while the thought is somewhat stupidly romantic. It slips her mind that the world doesn't revolve around her and other people might have shit to do! Like, maybe be smart enough to go and get hot chocolate instead of popcorn. yeah, you're in front of a fireplace, stupid, not in the movies.
But no, let it snow! Because then her lover has to take her outside in the cold and cuddle with her so she's warm while s/he takes her home. Well, once again, the selfishness... Because then I'm sure her lover would have to walk back to his home, alone, in the cold, and a storm of snow, that his/her girl begged for previously.
Wait? I thought you had nowhere to go!?